Blind Man Jokes

An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie shop to purchase their most see-through item for his wife.After receiving some help from the store clerk, he bought a lace teddy for $600 and brought it home for his wife to try on.She took it upstairs and realized that it didn't quite fit.But, she figured, since it's supposed to be see-through and since he's almost blind, she might as well wear nothing at all.So she came downstairs completely naked."Huh," said the old man, hugging her."For the amount I paid, they could've at least ironed the damn thing."